Title: Chocolate and Wine

Fandom: Twilight

Pairing/characters: Jacob, Edward, Jakeward, Bella

Warnings: Mild language, seriously unfunny humor, twisting of the story

Summary: "Edward... Well, I don't know your last name, but if I did, I would say it just as dramatically and maybe less perverted than you just did," Jacob replied.

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